Today I did a scavenger. Now you might be asking yourself “why, would he do one of those, they are lame.” Well, you are wrong and stupid. So, let me drop some knowledge. Today I have: 1. Fallen down a steep hill screaming “Your wish is my command!” 2. Made an 8 person conga line in the middle of downtown. 3. Wore a storm trooper costume and did the party rock in the middle of the store. 4. Duck taped my teammate and put her in the trunk of my car. Then went to a gas station where she “escaped” and ran down the street. 5. Wore a giant bannana costume and sang the Peanut butter jelly time song. 6. Shot a bottle rocket out of my butt cheeks 7. Dyed my entire hand red. Which will most likely be red for two more days. 8. Had my partner throw a fist full of flour in my face then use a pressure washer to blast me. 9. Drew upside down cross and a giant 666 on my forehead and took a picture next to a giant cross. There just so happen to be a wedding at that cross today. 10. Weighed out a bunch of drugs on a scale for fruits at the grocery store. 11.snorted a noodle in my nose pulled it out of my mouth and then my teammate ate it! 12. Took a picture next to a cactus… …and so much more it was insane.